Oldies but Goodies

I did this blog a couple of years ago and still find it amusing so i am reposting it.

Black People!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I am just venting again(Typical Angry Black Man) but i am sick and tired and sick and tired of running into sistas who are wannabe Industry HO's(Yeah i said it).
What has become of us in this day and age where Reality TV is now considered a Career next to being a Doctor, Lawyer, Teacher and Engineer. I have noticed in the last five years that nearly every black woman out there that i have met is an aspiring model(Some are in there mid 40's),Promoter, Aspiring Singer, Marketing Exec or an Aspiring Reality Ho.
We live in a day and age where most black women out there from the ages of 18-39 if interviewed would tell you that they want to either meet or be like Beyonce Knowles(Air Head), Kellis(Confused)Tyra Banks(Professional Ho) Supahead(I rest my case) or Oprah(I love white ppl and Nelson Mandela). What happened to Maya Angelou, Lani Guinier,India Arie, Alfre Woodard, Cathy Hughes and a host of other Great Black Women? Even though i know it doesnt get any better for us black men idolizing knuckle heads who put jewelry in their mouths and all over their cars but do black women have to fall off the band wagon too just because we are messed up and on that good stuff.
I am gonna try and break down these Hot careers for Black women in my opinion.
Model... Professional HO. No matter how slim/skinny you are or have ethnic looks or long legs there is no standard for becoming a model.One season they might prefer the anorexic bitch and next season they want the ethnic look so why invest that much time into a career that will dispose of you like a diaper and lets be honest models dont just do cat walk for 10,000 a day because they have to do favors like sleep with the sponsors rich arab friend or his French race car driver and his posse or even his pet dog and lets be honest these guys got all the toys and drugs in the world and lets be honest there are probably around 10 Super models worldwide and nearly 100 million are trying out for that mess. (FYI Tyra Banks was never a Super Model ask Naomi, Christy,Linda and Cindy).
Promoter.... This is the lady who organizes events and passes out fliers or hangs around clubs with celebrities and takes pictures with them (Groupie) in order to get her rent or car not paid.By the way she also models part time but if you at least do it part time shouldnt you get paid a part time wage? Anything you do for a favor or for free is considered a hobby. FYI being a promoter in your 30's is kinda played out cos you aint gonna nab the Basketball player, Football player or the Hip Hop artist, the best you can do is take part in an Orgy with them and hope your videotape doesnt land on the internet.
Reality Show HO...Now you are the scum of the earth to think that you can audition for the next dozen reality shows on TV and get lucky and get your 15 minutes of fame. The odds of you getting on the show are worse than you graduating cum laude at an ivy school studying applied physics and even if you do make it on the show don't you know you are setting black folks another 100yrs back to the Black and white minstrel show era.They already think you are the angry black woman who is quick to raising her eyebrows and wriggling her neck in a rhythmical motion and ready to put her finger in someone's face (Now thats not the stereotype u want to live up to) . And for those of you who have ever sent an audition tape to the Flavor of Love show or have been unfortunate to get selected on the show all i can say is " Woe unto You" That is the worst form of buffoonery one can ever be subjected to . No amount of money should make anyone sell out there race to a show like that . We all know Flavors Brain was fried back in the early 90's and its a miracle the man is still living but GOD HAS A SENSE OF HUMOR.
Peace two fingers.